Speed: 7 / Glide: 1 / Lift: 3 / Turn: -2 / Fade: 2
(Yes, that’s Lift.)

The Doomsday Discs Oxymoron is exactly what it sounds like — a twisted experiment that throws convention (and geometry) out the window. This square-shaped “disc” exists purely to answer one question: what happens when you throw a square?

Designed for entertainment and curiosity rather than competition, the Oxymoron features a rounded inner rim on the bottom to make gripping it slightly more natural… at least as natural as a square object can be. Once released, it has a strange tendency to rise upward while spinning, leading Doomsday Discs to introduce an entirely new concept: Lift.

It’s weird. It’s unpredictable. And it’s wildly fun to throw.

What Makes the Oxymoron Different

• Square outer shape with a rounded inner rim
• Non-PDGA-approved novelty disc
• Unique upward “lift” behavior during flight
• Designed for casual rounds, experimentation, and laughs
• Guaranteed conversation starter

Suggested Use

Perfect for casual throws, field work experimentation, trick shots, or confusing your friends during a fun round. Not intended for competitive or sanctioned play.

⚠️ Important Disclaimer

The Oxymoron is a square, non-PDGA-approved novelty disc released purely for entertainment and curiosity. While it is made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably due to its unique shape.